I love google Analytics not only because it is handy to keep track of visitors and clicks but aslo it amuses me to see how some people came to our blog. I always laugh so hard when I go through the things someone googled and then found Book Lovers Inc. Some time back I found a wonderful post about this topic at the Moira Rogers blog (here’s the
post) and I thought today I will share ours with you. You’ve been warned.
Here are some of my favorites:
books with dark romance, stalker theme – Still thinking about which book would fit that description. Ideas?
patricia briggs interview – would have been great but unfortunately not here
baby you my so strong but i like it because of you – Ahem, no comment! LOL
dog lovers blogs blogspot – sorry wrong blog.
is joey hill autor a male or female – She is definitely a woman. Look
here.
old faithful employees pretend to turn on the geyser – Again not sure what to think about that. O_o
raven spanking charlotte professor – Okay this one is totally Joely Sue Burkharts fault. LOL
tennis poems for kids – Okay, never saw one but could be cute.
what do you think of megan hart – I think she is amazing and one of the best authors ever.
mistaken for someone much younger and spanked – Okay that is just weird!
Okay and cuz I can stop now here are 2 from my personal blog:
“ilona is a poopy head” – I would never NEVER say that! Ilona is AWESOME!
freaky things to do with usb stick – OMG I don’t want to know about that. Nope.
And because I had to laugh so hard at this one from pattepoilue’s (aka The HEA Lover) blog:
the truth behind the killing of easter eggs – I am really curious about that one. Hon you should share this secret with us. LOL
Okay anyone else has any strange keyword searches to share with us?
About Susi
Susi is a geeky vegetarian from Gemany. She just finished university and now works as a civil engineer in steel construction. Besides her reading addiction she also knits like a maniac while listening to audiobooks. Susi also blogs at the Secret HEA Society.
I have found many keywords to be boo/author et cetera related but this one really made me LOL: become a slave like anne rices beauty
Anne Rice's trilogy begins with The Claiming Of Sleeping beauty and it made quite an impact with me. My review had a lot to do with spanking and I guess keywords/questions like these make my blog/review pop up ROFL
@Leontine LOL I had some not so tame ones on my blog, too.
Loved this one too: hairy erotica exams
I really seem to be a magnet for the pervs. LOL
I love looking at my 'Key words' seriously sometimes I wonder HOW IN HELL that matched to my blog!
After talking about a 'Butt Cheek Tattoo' I got LOADS of keywords about that.
'cute buttcheek tattoo'
'guys with butt cheek tattoos'
I probably talked about spanking because I got:
'blog love spanking boy story'
I also got:
'wonderful naked men'
'naughty mom and santa'
'sexual position dawnbreakers'
'i'm old. i'm positively ancient.'
Lol I love those keywords.
But Susi your USB one is just disturbing lol
I love the Butt Cheek ones. ROFL
And you can never have enough wonderful naked men. LOL
And you are not old or ancient. What would I be if that were true? Don't say the wrong thing now hon!
Adorable? (is the the good answer? lol)
Good answer! Asiencat approves! LOL
I'm PC challenged, have no idea how Google Analytics works, but just discovered about 3 days ago that my Sitemeter widget does the same: it not only dispalys the number of visitors my blog had, but I can browse them through location, what they viewed on my blog, who referred them, and I lose precious half hours browisng this just for fun 😀
@Stella Google Analytics is like that and a bit more. It makes you feel like Big Brother but it makes me laugh so hard. It is the ultimate timesucker but I love it nonetheless. If you want it and need help just let me know. =)