Format Read: Paperback purchased by reviewer
Number of Pages: 368 pages
Release Date: March 6, 2012
Publisher: DAW
Series: InCryptid, #1
Formats Available: Mass Market Paperback, e-book
Purchasing Info: Goodreads,  Author’s Website,  Amazon,  Book Depository, Barnes & Noble

Book Blurb:

Cryptid, noun: Any creature whose exsistence has not yet been proven by science. See also “monster.”

Cryptozoologist, noun: Any person who thinks hunting for cryptids is a good idea. See also “idiot.”

Ghoulies. Ghosties. Long-legged beasties. Things that go bump in the night… The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity-and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she’d rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance.

Sounds pretty simple, right? It would be, if it weren’t for the talking mice, the telepathic mathematicians, the asbestos supermodels, and the trained monster-hunter sent by the Price family’s old enemies, the Covenant of St. George. When a Price girl meets a Covenant boy, high stakes, high heels, and a lot of collateral damage are almost guaranteed. To complicate matters further, local cryptids are disappearing, strange lizard-men are appearing in the sewers, and someone’s spreading rumors about a dragon sleeping underneath the city..

A lifetime of training isn’t enough to prepare Verity for what’s ahead–especially not for Dominic De Luca, the Covenant’s newest operative. When a Price girl meets a Covenant boy, high stakes, high heels, and a lot of collateral damage are almost guaranteed.

My Thoughts:

I have to just get this out first: the Price family makes the Addams family look like the Cleavers.

Don’t worry; I’ll explain who the hell the Prices are a bit later. But the above statement is what I kept thinking time and again as I was reading this book. The protagonist of Discount Armageddon, Verity Price, is no exception to the renowned eccentricities of her cryptozoologist (read: monster-studying) family, and she’s a great narrative voice to serve as the vehicle for this story. She’s always got a smart quip, an off-the-cuff observation, a witty retort on hand. Her personality is a bit tough to pin down, though…which makes her so intriguing. She’s got an interesting dichotomy going on that reveals her as both a supreme bad-azz and a very caring, protective individual.

The dialogue in general is very snappy, quick, unrelenting. The author’s wry sense of humor really comes across through the cast, starting with Verity and continuing through her other family members, her cute-but-deadly nemesis Dominic, and the many cryptids that populate this version of New York City. I admit that at times it was a task to keep up with the continual banter, but indeed it was always amusing. Like in this moment between Dominic and Verity:

His voice dropped even lower, a stunt I wouldn’t have believed possible. “They mustn’t know about the…monsters.”
“Wow.”
He blinked. “Wow?”
“Yeah, wow. I didn’t know people actually paused portentously in common conversation.”

As for that explanation that I promised: the Prices are protectors of all cryptids (monsters, for lack of an easier explanation)…unlike the Covenant, a fanatical worldwide group that believes in wholesale extermination of all things unusual. The Prices have a long, storied history of eccentricity, which involves the children learning how to shoot crossbows before the age of five. They thrive on the knowledge of all things bizarre (probably because they are so unsual themselves), and serve as a constant source of comedy and intrigue. One of my favorite aspects of this book, for sure.

Truly, this is a head-trip of a book. Though the vast majority of the cryptids featured here come from all sorts of existing cultural mythologies (dragons, gorgons, bug-a-boos, ahools, boogeymen, etc.), they’re weaved into the world with impressive intricacy. Within a couple of chapters it becomes exceedingly clear that the scope of the story, cast, and world-building details will be vast. Like, I’d-better-take-notes vast. There’s a family tree (or family branch, as Verity insists) in the front of the book, and a glossary at the end; two signs that there’s a whole lot to take note of. And yet, the initial world-building never felt overwhelming or disorienting. (The same of which could not be said for Ilona Andrew’s very excellent Kate Daniels series opener…remember that mass of confusion?)

The author had once mentioned that the InCryptid series will at some point switch protagonists, as it was originally conceived as a series meant to chronicle the Price family as a whole. Though I’m used to UF series sticking with a particular character, I can’t think of a better way to proceed; this series is unique in so many ways already, and its subsequent installments will most definitely be outstanding and unique in their storytelling choices, as well. Just note that, should you choose to read this book, be prepared for major weirdness. Major. lol

And now, to celebrate the Feast of Awesome First Books in Off-the-Wall-Crazy New Series! Hail! (Yeah…the book–and the Aeslin mice–rubbed off on me. Don’t ask. Just read. ^_^)

I give Discount Armageddon 4.5 stars

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