Welcome to our bi-weekly rendez-vous of The Good, the Bad and the Are-You-Kidding-Me?, where it’s safe to talk about the covers you love, hate or just don’t care one way or the other about. Just remember, we’re only talking about the covers and not judging the content of the books! Since I’m always pestering Susi about my Historical Romances, I thought we could take a look at what 2013 has in store for us in this genre. Historical Romance is not an easy genre for originality. Most of the time you get the same elements on these covers, same decor, same dresses (or same open shirt flowing in the wind *wink*). But even within these strict codes, a few covers are succeeding in catching my eyes. So let the judging begin! As you will see, Susi and I mostly disagree on these covers 😉
Susi: The dude on the Judith James cover looks slimy. He reminds me a bit of Adam Sandler in that Zohan movie. LOL The dress is pretty.I like her tan. Well the cover doesn’t scream “Buy Me!!” to me but historicals nearly never do. I don’t like the guy on the Nicola Cornick cover either. And the girl looks so chaste and well a bit like tiny birds help her get dressed in the morning. The landscape is pretty though. And I do agree yay for no plaid and moobs cover. is the Julia Quinn a winter/Christmas story? Actually another reason for me to not like it. Cover is okay. It looks shiny and pretty.The dress is nice.
Caro: Bwahahah Indeed I can imagine the birds dressing her too now lol
Eloisa Jame’s cover might not be highly original but from first glance you can tell which fairy tale this story will be about. I love the Rapunzel in her tower reference. It could be better but I think it does its job at portraying the story.
Ahem, well it wouldn’t be a cover post without Paul Marron, wouldn’t it? lol Honestly I didn’t see him at first, he’s not really essential to the cover. I think that redhead is stealing the show. I really like the color of the dress with her fiery hair, and how she stares at us. I always laugh at how they always do impossible things with the dresses on overs. She’s definitely wearing a close-fitting dress AND her legs are angled to the right, but yep her dress magically end up on the whole bottom of the cover. I wish they didn’t do that. ⇐ yes I’m picky
Susi: OMG that dude tops it all- seriously an open white dress shirt. How inventive. And the color of the dress makes me wanna puke or at least get my old barbies out and hit there heads against something spiky. The Once Upon A Tower cover must be a joke? Is this seriously a new book? it looks like it time travelled here from 1985 or something. This one really makes me wanna gag and I might rethink my friendship with you Caro for making me look at these. I do like the chick on the It Happened One Midnight cover- as you said she looks fierce and strong. I approve. The dress thing is really weird though. And again white opened dress shirt. Aren’t these poor guys allowed to wear anything else?
Caro: You are killing me! Don’t make your poor Barbies suffer! Ohh Suuuuusi this is called ‘vintage’ covers! LOL not MY fault this is a new trend! *gives Susi a cookie* Am I forgiven? Lol you just need to remember not to let me choose the theme of the next cover post 😉
Susi: Oh Paul, I like you in that one. This is a cover I approve. It looks pretty and not as boring as the rest. Their pose makes me think of an action filled adventure. A job well done.
Sweet Revenge is kinda blah. Naked dude in white dress shirt- I’m so surprised. The background is nice. Sweet Madness is okay for an historical- totally bland and it prolly bland with the other books on that shelf. *snores*
Caro: OMG did you just say something nice about an historical cover????????? *looks around* Did I cross into a different dimension? Mister Data what’s our coordinates? lol
Susi: The Kate Noble cover isn’t that bad. I do like the umbrella BUT she looks so “ohh I hope prince charming will save me and give my life a meaning. I can not live without him”. Grow some self-esteem young lady. So do I get this right: is The Temptation of Your Touch the female equivalent of the open white dress shirt thing? Is she sleepwalking? Why is she pouting in her nightdress on a cliff? Will she jump? And the font is blue. Gah! The Jeffries cover is weird. It makes me think of bdsm books but well I might be a perv. She is blond and has pouty lips too. This is like looking at profile pics on facebook. LOL
Caro: I thought it was more of a ‘I wonder if my vibrator as 2 speeds’-look. lol
I think that woman is about to jump from that cliff indeed!
Caro’s:
Yay: The Kate Noble & the Nicola Cornick
Nay: Teresa Medeiro’s cover
Susi’s:
Yay: Winterblaze
Nay: The Eloisa James one. *yuck*
What do you think of these covers? Which one do you like/hate/don’t-care-about?
Are you a Historical Romance reader?
What would you like on your HR covers? Something you’d like NOT to see on them?
Do you find all Historical romance covers boring and repetitive?
ps: This is pretty much my 2013 wish-list for Historical Romances 😉
I never remember HR covers, in the end they all look the same
Team Susi : 1 Team Caro: 0 😉
I admit most look the same (same thing with PNR). But some really stick in my brain.
I <3 you!
I like all the covers. They have their own beauty that catches my eye. I do agree that Teresa Medeiro’s cover isn’t one that I like but….*shrugs* I love Historical romances but I too think some of them or most do look alike, and some do have the same cover, just different angles, colors, etc… I do like looking at them even though I won’t remember them afterwards.
Yes exactly! They have a certain appeal and even if they won’t stuck in our memory for years it’s still appreciable to have something pretty to look at. *g*
Yay, this post is back, lol! I don’t remember last time you post this one? Last month, last 2 month?
Laugh so hard when Caro said Paul Marron is unfaithful. Yes, he is already hug, nearly kiss or just standing beside the female model in his all naked chest glory 😛
As for me, I don’t really like many historical romance cover. Especially if they show the model’s boobs. I’m woman, why I need to see it, huh?
Yeah busy schedule make this posts a bit less regular but we’re working on it 😉 It’s so fun to talk about cover. I love when Susi disagrees with me:!
Oh yes that Paul! Now it has become a game of finding his covers 😉
Caro,
You did a great job on your HR wish list…the only thing missing is Elizabeth Hoyt’s Lord of Darkness. Generally, I don’t find covers memorable or compelling and don’t particularly think they do a great job of depicting the author’s characters.That observation is not specific to HR books. The same is true of PNR covers Susi spotlights or covers for contemporary books. That said, these seem normal. Not bad, not special.
I had to laugh that Susi thinks a Kate Noble heroine needs to grow a backbone–Obviously, Susi hasn’t read Kate’s books!
Lord of Darkness *headpalm* Indeed, it IS on my tbr-list for 2013!
Lol It’s a fight of everyday to try and change Susi’s mind about Historical romances. I still can’t convince her that it’s awesome. =P
Ah, “Lord of Darkness”… it has Thierry Pepin and Laura Williams on the cover (secondary faves and Thierry always makes me smile).
You’re scaring me! You always know who the models are!!! lol
I didn’t think most of these were that bad. (Well, except the Medeiros book. That one’s pretty sucktastic.) Then I read Susi’s comments and almost had an “accident.” Shame on you for making me laugh so hard, Susi.
I buy mostly ebooks these days so I’m often sad that I miss out on the cover art. In the case of the James book, tho, I think it’s a blessing. I want to read it but don’t think I could ever look at the cover without thinking of Adam Sandler/Zohan and wanting to take a shower to wash the ugh off.
LOL Susi has a talent to ruin a cover for you 😉 Funny thing is that I’m pretty sure you got the ‘tamed’ version of her commentary. lol
You mean this was Susi holding back? Now I’m trying to imagine it. . .
oh let me tell you, It’s always super fun to make these posts with her!
Paul Marron….. Yeah, that’s ALL I require on a book cover, no matter the genre. Heck, if they slap him on FIFTY SHADESOF GRAY, I’d buy it, too.
No. You don’t 😛
*Gasp* oh I’m glad they didn’t! gahhh could ruin Paul for me! lol
I love reading Historical Romance but I DON’T like their covers with the models, especially if they have “exaggerated” pose and inappropriate dress on it. Call me a prude, but I know what I like and I don’t like to see hanging boobs or overtly display women thigh or back, or muscled bare chest on romance novel, I read romance because the story not because the cover. 🙂
I read them for the story too but if they have a great cover it’s even better! 😉
I used to hate exaggerated cliché poses. But they grew on me. When i see a new cover playing with the basic clichés and making it original it’s a big WIN for me 😉
Could you tell me the example of the books with “a new cover playing with the basic clichés and making it original”, like you said? Maybe I will change my mind and come to like it ;), but what I have seen that all of them is pretty the same (maybe I have not seen much of them). But, I have seen some good Historical Romance covers, and maybe others will see it boring 😀
Alright! Challenge Accepted! lol I just need to find them back but it shouldn’t be too hard. I’ll come back with links!
Great! sorry for double post, I have a problem with the net connection ^^”
Could you tell me the example of the books with “a new cover playing with the basic clichés and making it original”, like you said? Maybe I will change my mind and come to like it ;), but what I have seen that all of them is pretty the same (maybe I have not seen much of them). But, I have seen some good Historical Romance covers, and maybe others will see it boring 😀
I actually think I like them all, they all have something appealing and eye catching to me. Beautiful covers
YAY welcome to the club!
It’s truly amazing to me how many HR covers show heroines with dresses that just don’t fit right and are falling off. They are all in the tailor made dresses era! A properly sewn dress does not sag off your shoulders.
As for fugly covers, why yes, I do see a couple. The Virgin Plaid Princess isn’t even well executed. Making it out of focus does not lessen from the ugly.
I’m also not a fan of Man Boobs In London. I compare all Gratuitous Man Boob shots to that Old Spice Commercial from a couple years ago. If he doesn’t look this good, I can’t be bothered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
Note: I didn’t mind The Contemplation of Suicide. She looks determined, and hey, sometimes jumping off a cliff in your period underwear is preferable to reading the rest of a truly horrific HR. I firmly believe that a woman’s body belongs to her! If she wants to jump in clothes she stole from a much larger person, that’s fine by me.
Bwhahaahahahahahah omg you crack me up! I love this ad, I find it very funny. We don’t have these kind of ads here. But I see your point!
Ahhh the loose dresses! They are about to be ravaged! the dresses are already halfway off! LMAO I kid but I do agree with you though It also bothers me because their dresses were suuuuuper tight. oh well it’s the joys of historical covers 😉
Lots of green dresses this time. I really don’t like the Theresa Medeiros cover at all. She is running to the cliff, and looking over her shoulder? Very stupid.